With the release of “Shazam! Fury of the Gods” and many other films, it’s time to catch up on new releases with some quick reviews.
Category Archives: Modern Movie Reviews
“The Flash” Review – Great Fun, But Beware of the CGI
After years and years in production hell, DC’s “The Flash” is finally here. Does it live up to the hype? Here are my thoughts.
“Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse” Review – Not Great
Get ready for my longest review yet: “Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse” is finally here and it’s… not very good. In fact, it was a massive disappointment.
“Fast X” Review – Surprisingly Good
“Fast X” is the latest installment in the nonsensical “Fast & Furious” franchise, and it’s actually sort of decent. Here’s my review.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Ghosted, & More – Quick Reviews
With the release of “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” and many other films, it’s time to catch up on new releases with some quick reviews.
“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” Review – A Fitting Conclusion
“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” is an excellent conclusion to James Gunn’s trilogy despite its semi-clunky storytelling. Here’s my review!
“Beau Is Afraid” Review – A Grueling Nightmare
“Beau Is Afraid” is a self-indulgent mess that completely wastes Joaquin Phoenix’s talents. Here’s my review of Ari Aster’s latest film.
“Paint” Review – The WORST Movie of the Year
“Paint” is a total abomination and one of the worst films of the decade thus far. Here’s my review of this dumpster fire.
“Air” is A Slam Dunk – Review
Ben Affleck’s “Air” is a fantastic crowdpleaser and the best film of 2022 thus far, by far. Here’s my review!
“Everything Everywhere All at Once” Doesn’t Deserve the Love
“Everything Everywhere All at Once” is one of the most overrated films ever made and is entirely undeserving of its praise. Here’s why.