“Triangle of Sadness” has been nominated for three Oscars, including Best Picture, and it deserves none if them. Here’s my review of the highly disappointing satire.
Category Archives: Modern Movie Reviews
‘Avatar: The Way of Water’ Has No Excuse – Review
“Avatar: The Way of Water” has finally been released after 13 years, but is it worth the wait? Probably not. Here’s my review!
“Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio” is Beautiful – Review
“Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio” is a technical masterpiece and a deeply heartfelt interpretation of the classic story. Here’s my review!
“The Menu” is Great Satire – Review
“The Menu” is a great satire of pretentious culture with stellar performances, especially from Ralph Fiennes. Here’s my review!
“The Banshees of Inisherin” Review – Hilarious & Heartbreaking
“The Banshees of Inisherin” is a thematically rich film and one of the year’s absolute best. Here’s my review!
“Blonde” Review – What is This Movie?
“Blonde” is a pretentious, ego-driven film from a director who doesn’t know what a Marilyn Monroe is. Here’s my review!
“The Northman” is Awesome – Review
“The Northman” is visually stunning, bold, and unique. Here’s my (somewhat late) review of Robert Eggers’ viking epic!
“Jurassic World Dominion” Review – It’s Enough Already
“Jurassic World Dominion” is a mess of a movie which only serves one good purpose: it finally puts this franchise to rest. Here’s my review!
“Top Gun: Maverick” Review – A Solid Film & Proper Sequel
“Top Gun: Maverick” is a solid sequel which improves upon every aspect of the original film with its great spectacle and emotional impact.
“Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness” is Maddening
“Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness” had no right to be as convoluted, sloppy, and downright aggravating as it was. Here’s my review!