With the release of “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” and many other films, it’s time to catch up on new releases with some quick reviews.
Category Archives: Modern Movie Reviews
“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” Review – A Fitting Conclusion
“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” is an excellent conclusion to James Gunn’s trilogy despite its semi-clunky storytelling. Here’s my review!
“Beau Is Afraid” Review – A Grueling Nightmare
“Beau Is Afraid” is a self-indulgent mess that completely wastes Joaquin Phoenix’s talents. Here’s my review of Ari Aster’s latest film.
“Paint” Review – The WORST Movie of the Year
“Paint” is a total abomination and one of the worst films of the decade thus far. Here’s my review of this dumpster fire.
“Air” is A Slam Dunk – Review
Ben Affleck’s “Air” is a fantastic crowdpleaser and the best film of 2022 thus far, by far. Here’s my review!
“Everything Everywhere All at Once” Doesn’t Deserve the Love
“Everything Everywhere All at Once” is one of the most overrated films ever made and is entirely undeserving of its praise. Here’s why.
“John Wick: Chapter 4” Review – Not a Masterpiece
“John Wick: Chapter 4” is the final (?) installment in the franchise and is being praised as the best yet. But is it? Here’s my review!
“Creed III” Review – Hits Back With a Vengeance
“Creed III” is the newest entry into the Rocky/Creed franchise and it doesn’t disappoint. Here’s my review of this hard-hitting sequel.
“Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania” Review – Waste of Potential
“Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania” is the newest MCU product, and it’s just as bad as the others… but it had the potential to be greater. Here’s my review!
“Triangle of Sadness” is Obnoxious – Review
“Triangle of Sadness” has been nominated for three Oscars, including Best Picture, and it deserves none if them. Here’s my review of the highly disappointing satire.